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Djack7-18 - 27 minutes ago
He's not with you, Eddie. He's dead, and not coming back. He promised not a generation would pass before he returned. He made all kinda broken promises. It's all in the gospels.
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Djack7-18 - 27 minutes ago
Well, not Luke. Luke was the last gospel. He omitted all the promises of a speedy return, and rewrote it to be ambiguous, because by then he realized Jesus had failed, and he needed to misrepresent that
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Djack7-18 - 22 minutes ago
No biblical scholar takes Luke serious. Everyone knows he took exorbitant creative freedoms. He's a known liar. His contradictions are the #1 bane of Christian apologists.
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supereddie - 16 minutes ago
Well djack I'm not a biblical scholar like you. I don't learn what I know from a book. Ok.
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supereddie - 14 minutes ago
Huevo the only baby I got is my baby Kitty and it's big enough now to get around a little. And if you want to stitch something stitch your lip
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Huevomonstrosity - 12 minutes ago
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Stalin21 - 12 minutes ago
That'll be why you don't know anything
Djack7-18 - 8 minutes ago
You don't need to be a biblical scholar to know the Bible, Eddie. You just need to be literate, and make the effort to read it.
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Djack7-18 - 7 minutes ago
And if you did, then you'd know that Jesus stood you up.
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Djack7-18 - 3 minutes ago
He floated up into the clouds, where Heaven was supposed to be. It wasn't there, tho. He kept ascending, and before you know it, there wasn't a crystal dome to stop him, either. Maybe Voyager will find him. But Voyager ain't coming back.
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