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| HuevoLek - Hace 39 minutos Dern!!! Everytime I create a thread about you, Ed, it gets removed. I just don't understand. |
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| UItramon - Hace 37 minutos Tweeker will have a month supply of Eddie delectables  |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 34 minutos So...at least for now, while summer heat and humidity afflict Houston, the trailer in inhabitants? It's good you count yer blessings, but I can only imagine what yer life might be like if God didn't like you...I'm not sure He is as big a fan of you as you believe. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 30 minutos I think a dark comedy depicting yer life over the past 5 years would become a cult classic, Ed. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 26 minutos I think a scene of you coming under attack by a coyote, on a moonless night, while yer dooting in a bucket would be comedy gold. Especially when yer hobbling away with yer arse stuck in the bucket fending off the snarling coyote. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 23 minutos Another scene could involve that tweeker chick spitting on you in disgust, while you sleep, after she attempts to rob you and only finds a half eaten sandwich in yer pants. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 20 minutos Then there'll be the scene of you getting drenched in yer own doot the first time you attempt to drain the trailer septic tank. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 16 minutos The movie should begin with you bathing next to yer Ginamobile during a downpour. The sun could come out while yer dripdrying sitting on a rock just before yer attacked by fireants and bees. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 13 minutos You should shop the rights to yer story around...I bet John Waters would be interested or maybe even Quentin Tarrantino. |
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| HuevoLek - Hace 11 minutos How many pieces of broken equipment are strewn about yer yard waiting to be fixed? |
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